Humor alters sugar?

Well, a thread of jokes and bullshit was missing, so I start with one of your own harvest:

"The curtain opens and our chocolate is seen eating a Greek Danone with sugar and without insulin. What is the name of the movie?

harpo
05/11/2008 7:35 p.m.

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:)) :)) :)) :))
Very good Harpo !!.The truth is that number 300 we have it as nail in our mind.When we look at the gluco we think "not to reach 300!! Do not reach 300!

DiabetesForo
05/12/2008 8:59 a.m.

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hehe, very good, I'm going to give the coconut to see if I supe him ...

Juan Luis
05/12/2008 9:07 a.m.

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:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

mari
05/12/2008 9:40 a.m.

Debut 2002
Amo la insulina...ella me ayuda a seguir viviendo

hahaha very good ...... :))

DiabetesForo
05/12/2008 11:19 a.m.

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:)) :)) :)) very good :)) :)) :))

Velia
05/12/2008 1:53 p.m.

De los buenos tiempos, siempre quiero más...
Mamá de Ángela, ¡16 añitos, fiera!. Debut: octubre de 2003.
Bomba insulina Medtronic Paradigm Veo desde junio 2005
Última hemo 6.1

What a horny hahaha

Beky
05/12/2008 8:07 p.m.

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:)) :)) very good :)) :))

Come to anyone who tells any more ...

We need to laugh a little after all.

Peace

DiabetesForo
05/13/2008 3:56 a.m.

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A cute bird of a cat escaped that he wanted to eat it, when he found a cow and asked for help: -Shab me vaquita, that the cat pursues me and wants to eat me.The only thing that occurred to the cow was to take the bird and hide it inside a boñiga that had just deposited in the countryside.At the moment, the cat arrived and asked the cow if he had seen the bird there, to which the cow replied no.But the little bird, inside La Boñiga, was running out of air and when he could no longer take his head and piar.The cat saw him took him, cleaned him and set him up.

1st moral: Not everyone who puts you in shit is your enemy.
2nd Moral: Not everyone who takes away shit is your friend.
3rd Moral: even if you are up to shit, do not say or pio.

harpo
05/13/2008 6:17 a.m.

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: D: D: D very good Harpo !!

You have surpassed !!!!;)

Come and someone tells more ...., I am a bit malilla for jokes.

mari.gar
05/13/2008 12:01 p.m.

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Jolin Harpo, you are a sow, what good.:)) :))

mani05
05/13/2008 6:19 p.m.

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Well, it's not a joke, it's a grace that has just occurred to me.
Suppose someone who knows about this, and presumes it, wants to know how we are doing, but already getting into detail about how our body behaves, does not want to do the typical interview, so you could ask us the following questions ..

Q: We want people outside this disease to know more about you, your problems, ... for example, and this will surprise our readers, the "effect of dawn" do you suffer the so -called "effect of dawn"?
A: Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes not.
Q: Do you suffer more in winter?
A: Sometimes, there are years that there are no years.
Q: Understood ... Let's change theme. Have you noticed that the tension rises sugar?
A: Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes not.
Q: When it happens, do you descend when you spend the time of tension?
A: Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes not.
Q: Already ... another issue, it is said that exercise lowers sugar ...
A: Sometimes, it depends on what the exercise lasts.
Q: Sure, the more time it lowers ...
A: Sometimes if sometimes not, it depends ...
Q: How intense the exercise is?
A: ... No, it depends on the moment of the day.
Q: Ah, in the morning you get more?
A: Yes ... sometimes, sometimes in the afternoon.
Q: Another topic, hydrates ...
A: Slow or fast?
Q: ... this, the rapids
A: Ok, the rapids.
Q: Ok, the hydrates ... the rapids, they upload more or less depending on the way of cooking them.
A: Yes ... sometimes.
Q: That meant, that depends on the way of cooking them ...
A: No, it depends above all on seasoning.
Q: Ah, of course, indeed, it depends on the fats that are thrown, the more fat the effect is delayed ...
A: Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes not ...
P: ....
A: ... depends on proteins.
Q: Ah.
A: Proteins accelerate the effect of hydrates ... sometimes ...
Q: Another theme ... the sweets ... sometimes ... shoot the sugar ...
A: Sometimes ...
Q: .... of the amount of sugar they carry?
A: No, sometimes I wonder why sooner or later they get the subject of sweets, are there nothing to talk about diabetes other than sweets?

Juan Luis
05/14/2008 5:45 a.m.

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hahahaha, you're like a goat! ...: D
Harpo very good

Velia
05/14/2008 6:50 a.m.

De los buenos tiempos, siempre quiero más...
Mamá de Ángela, ¡16 añitos, fiera!. Debut: octubre de 2003.
Bomba insulina Medtronic Paradigm Veo desde junio 2005
Última hemo 6.1

Hahahaha Juan Luis, what are you reason, that's why I fearing all that I don't explain anything because we lite it anymore ...... hahahahaha .......

DiabetesForo
05/14/2008 7:05 a.m.

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Hahahaha, Juanlu, very good.

I remember that in the ex-for I opened a post entitled "depends" and that it was about something similar :))

With how easy other diseases are.

Well, health

DiabetesForo
05/14/2008 7:36 a.m.

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-Do they have chapatillas?
-Puma?
-Come, a chigadito.

harpo
05/14/2008 6:21 p.m.

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Very good this thread, yes sir ... hahahaha

Here is another:

A lawyer with his son is going to his livestock.The son asks the lawyer:
-Papá, Dad, is everything I see around me.
-No son, it's ... stolen!

... and another

A man goes to a lawyer.
- And how much do you charge for a quick consultation?
- 10,000 euros for three questions.
- Wow, it's a bit expensive, right?
- Well ... Tell me, what is your third question?

DiabetesForo
05/15/2008 7:27 a.m.

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The 35 -year -old son tells his mother in the morning:
I've spent a horrible night with a horrifying nightmare.I was totally surrounded by salt and sucking your chest and I couldn't let go.
The mother tells him:
That is because of the number of times I repeat you " home salt, mammon" :)) :)) :)) :))

DiabetesForo
05/15/2008 5:35 p.m.

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Well, very great!

DiabetesForo
05/16/2008 12:40 p.m.

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Humor "reflective:

The O.N.U.He has just finished the biggest survey in its history.The question was: " Please say honestly, that you think of food shortages in the rest of the world ".
The results could not be more discouraging:

1.- Europeans did not understand what "shortage" meant.
2.- The Africans did not know what "food" were.
3.- The Israelis did not understand what "please" meant.
4.- The Yankees asked what "the rest of the world" meant.
5.- The Chinese and the Cubans asked to explain what it meant "that you think."
6.- And in the Argentine, Colombian, Chilean, Bolivian, Dominican, Peruvian, Brazilian and Venezuelan congress ... until today it is debated what it means "honestly."

DiabetesForo
05/22/2008 9:56 a.m.

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